Unnaturally Green will officially turn 1 year-old! To commemorate its birth and subsequent growth into a wee tiny spittling babe, I will be giving away SIGNED, PERSONALIZED COPIES (the perfect holiday gift, wut wut) TO THREE LUCKY READERS.
Didja hear me?
THREE SIGNED, PERSONALIZED COPIES!
Who is eligible? All creatures on this great spherical earth, regardless of locale, can enter (even you, Antartican penguins!).
And because no contest hosted by me is complete without some sort of bizarre conceit, here are the rules:
IN ORDER TO ENTER, YOU MUST LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS BLOG POST INCLUDING:
1) First name and last initial.
2) A limerick that (loosely) has to do with: a) Wicked, b) green babies, c) your favorite cheese, d) Unnaturally Green.
(What is a limerick? It's a poem like this:
There once was an author named Fel,
Who thought that her readers were swell.
When her book turns one year,
She will let out a cheer,
And cover her head in hair gel.)
Anyway, winner will be drawn at random and announced on October 14 on this blog -- but you can get submitted into the pool once, twice, or three times depending on the awesome-ness factor of your limerick.
Sound good? Everybody enter and tell your friends!!